Lucky 13

$25.00


The Lucky 13 Bag scale items of pure, unadulterated chaos. It’s a grab bag of weird, hilarious, and probably questionable shit that you didn't even know existed. Will it change your life? No. Will it make you the funniest person in the parking lot? Guaranteed.

The Deal:

  • Mystery Items: Scale Sh!t and things we can't legally describe here.
  • The Vibe: High-octane humor for people who actually have a pulse.
  • The Disclaimer: If you open this and don't laugh, do us both a favor and delete our number. We clearly can’t be friends.

Snag one before the Feds shut us down.

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